theory: Tom Cruise wants to die but the Scientology higher ups have threatened his family/legacy if he kills himself so each action movie is an ever more desperate attempt
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honestly this is the most compelling thing I’ve ever said while drunk
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💥 (wannabe) Ƀreaker of (the Bad) Loops 💫 Retweeted Brandy Jensen
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I read this sober and scootered my lazy ass to safeway 20 minutes after I read it.
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