My dude. They’re into some wild drugs and sex, too. Like, beyond the shit of your 20s. It’s just that... ...you haven’t been invited.https://twitter.com/MikeLeePearl/status/1079544181930872833 …
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💥 (wannabe) Ƀreaker of (the Bad) Loops 💫 Retweeted Mike Pearl
My dude. They’re into some wild drugs and sex, too. Like, beyond the shit of your 20s. It’s just that... ...you haven’t been invited.https://twitter.com/MikeLeePearl/status/1079544181930872833 …
💥 (wannabe) Ƀreaker of (the Bad) Loops 💫 added,
Louis CK had a bit about smoking pot in the parking lot and getting too high. It was funny. Since then, things have gone space aged because engineers on adderall decided to add sensors and USB power to pot use. Its the golden age of marijuana consumptions.
And as far as sex? Dude it’s literally on-demand for people so inclined. OkC. Tinder. Grindr. FetLife. Find your happy place and go nuts.* *except consent is a big deal now
Like, I’m 30 something and boring now. But I don’t need to say the kids aren’t fun-fucked because they’re trying to be better to each other while figuring shit out. That seems like obvious resentment.
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