How parents not just sick all the time?
Me: Playing "spiderman" with my nephew who has a bad cold. Spiderman involves me holding him above my head and spinning. Big glob of snot falls directly into my mouth as I sing the Spiderman song.
: "Didn't see gravity coming, eh?"
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Replying to @generativist
My daughter had some sniffles at the beginning of Christmas break. Fine now. I’m currently on the brink of death and fully expect to be quarantined within 24 hours.
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