Design meeting for @EWRairport Cell Phone Lot location:
“Should we put it near the entrance, Bob?”
“No no, make them drive through everything.”
“Really?”
“Yes. At least 7 turns deep.”
“Won’t people just end up using highway shoulder?”
“Feature not a bug, Steve.”
“How?”
“Safety!”
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P.S. I sincerely love everything about New Jersey, even this god forsaken airport.
1:24 PM - 22 Dec 2018
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