1/ The @HouseGOP, basically:
"Precision and recall are over-emphasized aspects of information retrieval. Ideally, each query should re-weight all relevant and retrieved instances such that it is fair-and-balanced in the sense of maximum entropy w.r.t party ID."
#GoogleHearing
2/ "Without obliterated information the @GOP is less able to offer compelling, pseudoscientific rationalizations. Users must be able to choose their own empirical adventure! Results for cancer treatment should return -- in equal proportions -- homeopathy and mass general."