Me: “Hello basically-speed. I need to enlist you in the war against my lack of motivation this bleak morning.”
Fiancée, in other room: “What?”
Me: “No, I was talking to some salts. It’s a totally normal thing to do.”
Fiancée, I assume: 
9:09 AM - 10 Dec 2018
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