I am, I accept, unreasonably irritated by people who try what I consider arbitrarily to be "too many" flavors at an ice cream store, which is to say any flavors.
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It's just fucking ice cream. Take a risk in your goddamn life. Spend $4 on a flavor that might not be exactly what you want.
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I'm going to start a chain of ice cream stores with big signs saying "NO SAMPLES. TAKE A CHANCE." What business I lose from picky eaters I'll make up in twice the volume by serving people so much faster.
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Hi I'm Laurie and I pick weird hills to die on.
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Nah, I’ll join you on this hill. It’s such a weird thing and everyone in the Bay Area that does it like it’s totally reasonable to give zero fucks about the people behind you on line needs to stop.
9:18 PM - 8 Dec 2018
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