Mom: "In almost every picture you have with Max (nephew), you're wearing a robe." Me: "Yea, but in some he's wearing the robe I bought him, too." Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: "HEY MAX, GO GET THE BLOCKS BIG GUY!"
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Replying to @generativist
(Mom leaves) You: 'Now Max, to continue our lessons in witchcraft and wizardry... We will use these blocks to cast Eldritch Runes and Call Forth the Great Old One.' Max: 'When will be time for cookies, My Dark Master?' You: 'Soon, Big Guy.... Soon.'
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