I'm visiting my family. Just spilled a full cup of coffee on the carpet. I am 33 years old. I am panicking.
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Replying to @dsatterfield311
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO CRIME! THERE CANNOT BE A PAPER TRAIL!
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Replying to @generativist
Is your fam on twitter? What’re the odds you’ll be discovered?
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Replying to @dsatterfield311
I honestly don't know at this point. My sister might be, and if so she's probably still laughing hysterically now.
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