i was in my parents basement when a (subjectively) large spider crawled over my foot. i jumped up and hit my head on an HVAC duck then fell down, dazed, somewhere on the spider that subsequently vanished. i don't think i'm gonna survive the zombie apocalypse.
8:32 AM - 15 Aug 2018
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