Years ago: *dunks quesarito in side of extra sour cream* dad: "One day your metabolism is gonna slow down" me: "LOL. Relax." Today: *visits parents house* me: "mom the new boxers you bought me are too small" mom: "i didn't buy you any new boxers"pic.twitter.com/rkVLFBAnaB
9:22 AM - 11 Aug 2018
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