A guy just got off the elevator with his dog. The dog came up and started licking my knee. His human apologized. This is a bad default. Let’s change it. “Good morning.” “Good morning.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t bring my dog.” “Oh. Oh, that’s okay. No worries. Next time.”
7:09 AM - 8 Aug 2018
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