Last night I was so tired and mostly out of food that I made myself quinoa and put butter on it. The ol' quinoa and butter. I'm 33.
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Replying to @generativist
Next time instead of using a nut butter, try just frying up some nuts (e.g., almonds) in an oil of your choosing to gain a temporary +1 adulting bonus.
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Replying to @mxwlj @generativist
-7 years if you eat it cold the next morning. The fountain of youth is so easy.
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