Dude just slowed his car in parking lot to yell, “Hey!” Trying to hide my post-surgical limp, I say, “Yeah?” Him: “you’re cute.” Me, confused: “oh, ok, thanks!” And he says, “Did you hear me? HEY!” He’s up to no good. To add: I look like SHIT today: No shower, baggy clothes, hat.
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Replying to @michelemorrow
Sounds like “Hey! I said a nice thing, stranger! You owe me!”
12:00 PM - 26 Oct 2018
from Cork, Ireland
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