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Films, DVDs, I reviews them all. I also wear glasses. The two are not connected so I believe. Latest incarnation - A Sunday Star-Times columnist
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This future woman is clearly wearing headphones over her eyespic.twitter.com/vVpZbvEGO5
You're just being scratchy because you don't have kickass techno-optics.pic.twitter.com/x9zvVs64tn
don't try to test my futur-nesspic.twitter.com/xiZM4YnbZi
Those bulky old optics are SO last-hour.pic.twitter.com/ggb04uInAj
Ah. Look closely. Behind the eyelids.pic.twitter.com/DtpTtxeoY9
I'm more bling than you bothpic.twitter.com/SIhrhilGkP
Autocorrect seems to have given you "bling" when you meant "blind." I did Geordie already!
I'm liking the new Google CraniumCast (even if it is bloody hard to balance for a photo)pic.twitter.com/YNr01ACTLx
You're one step beyond this.pic.twitter.com/V2fdxXdxfo
Who told you about my prosthetic plans? Doctor-patient confidentiality, my 3d-printed arse.
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