So I'm competing with two young girls in love, the Mafia and the Palme d'Or winner - prepare to be underwhelmed!
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Or alternatively, you are the icing on the cake?
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Both of us when the clock reaches 6.15pm tonight....pic.twitter.com/ZUC90MEvep
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I've told Chris I'm more boisterous on Twitter. Then a first time meet, and I'm Clammy mcClammerson quiet.
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You're not going to beat me in a quietness competition. Right off to catch a plane - prepare the North.
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