Yesterday I made a smoothie and the bottom of the blender came off and it went everywhere and I was so cross. Today it happened again.
@dillamonster Stop bloody hinting about what you want for a house warming gift you sap
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@geekboy73 a hint would be "goddamn these single malt whiskeys could use some friends"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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