Two uber-athletes are discussing their weekend 150km bike rides, blocking the spoon drawer. This tubby, regular human wants sugar. #Help 

@TroyRF Ask them about their favourite passing lane moment. Then, when they're done, stare and cough near drawer. That should move them.
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@geekboy73 They turned ghost white, pointed at me with trembling hands, then ran away screaming "EBOLA-LIKE SYMPTOMS!"#Biohazard -
@TroyRF Mate, Hallowe'en's gone and you're too late for@Armageddonexpo . You need to work on a rainy day costume - Show replies
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