You're doing it wrong Darren. I hear you need to wash your tongue for at least 20secs with soap (and, one presumes, warm water). 
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BTUT THTHOW THWOULD THI THSING THTHAPPY THBIRTHDAY THTHTWICE?
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Nominating yourself for the Darwin Awards?
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What are the 'Darren Awards'?
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"accidentally"
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Ith noth thvodka
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