You can tell men invented the idea of wearing lanyards on ID cards around their necks because they don’t have to worry about taking them off when they use the bathroom to prevent them accidentally dropping into their undies when they lean forward to pull their pants up.
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sir, please take your horniness elsewhere
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Thirsters gonna thirst.
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