look i just drank a green MONSTER & i have no f*cking idea how Sam Porter Bridges can hoof 3 of those back-to-back; a true lad
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Replying to @Xenojay
hahahah I can only do ultra zero. No f'ing way could I do that much sugar.
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Replying to @Ross_McDougall
it's not just the sugar, it's the taste! it's f*cking PIERCING. no wonder he gets a 25% stamina boost from it. active skelton? F*CK THAT. MONSTER ENERGY.
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Replying to @Xenojay @Ross_McDougall
That's why he pukes the black stuff when he does, and why the baby's showing its bum.
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Replying to @geekboy73 @Ross_McDougall
sir, the black stuff is tar bought into the real world by catchers breaching the void between life & the beach. do you even lore sir.
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Replying to @Xenojay @Ross_McDougall
Space jam, mons-Tar - we got a foodline sideline brewing here boys.
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Replying to @geekboy73 @Ross_McDougall
i think you mean a delivery to made to the waystation west of Capital Knot City
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STRAP ON MY HIGH EXPOSURE UNDERPANTS, WE GOT A DEAL.
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