Gabriel Claramunt

@gclaramunt

Father, software surgeon, code juggler, Scala fan and Haskell noob. Full heap developer. My tweets are not my own, the voices in my head tell me what to type.

Joined February 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Apr 2016

    Years of programming and my legacy looks like is going to be a tumblr of paints with captions ...

  2. 7 minutes ago

    Bolivianos go home: la cara xenófoba de los uruguayos via

  3. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    If you wonder why Joe Barnes doesn’t tweet about politics. Not to mention the graphic is wrong because it’s 1-D.

  4. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    "The type String should only ever appear in your program when a value is being shown to a human being" -

  5. Retweeted
    16 hours ago
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    16 hours ago

    What would people like to see me blog about next?

  7. Retweeted
    19 hours ago
    Replying to

    Yeah, this is pretty accurate

  8. 17 hours ago

    The most unrealistic part of ALL movies? The huge size of manhattan apartments and the legroom in coach class.

  9. Retweeted
    20 hours ago
    Replying to

    I wish the leaders who claim to have balls because they send men like me to war actually felt the weight of dozens of deaths like me.

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I found a trap on my way to !

  11. Retweeted
    23 hours ago
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    23 hours ago

    leaving work on a Friday like

  13. 23 hours ago

    The Long Way Round: Part 1 on Lapsed Historian

  14. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I hate you, anonymous database programmer.

  15. Retweeted
    Jun 9
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Every man does this, one trip is all it takes!

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    Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime #1TripOrDie #OlympicLifting
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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    By 2020, the only part of NYC poking out of the Atlantic will be a 20,000-ft-tall katamari statue of bronze additions to Fearless Girl.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Any React/Relay devs looking for a 3 month contract in Seattle? A co-worker of mine needs some help. Let me know at jamallen@starbucks.com

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I know. That's how I read it at first.

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 9
    Replying to

    People complaining that GHC doesn't support IDEs well enough. Look at Java! It doesn't support shit, Jetbrains wrote their own compiler.

  21. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Best Scala success story I have heard yet.

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