I imagine the spy balloon hasn't been shot down for the same reason it was launched — to see how and where it would travel. That's more valuable than pictures of places satellites are already watching. Knowing where one with a weapon instead of a camera would go is valuable info

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

I don't travel for work anymore, so I regret that I never got completely wasted at some live tech event and caused a giant scene. "I've been thrown out of better places than this!" as I get dragged down the aisle would make for a great youtube stream

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

Thank god that's over.

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

Starting at $1200 for the ultra. Keep your phone from last year instead and spend that 1200 on better things

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

When your phone is being repaired the person who has it in their hands can do whatever the hell they want. Quit lyin' Samsung

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

They say the same bullshit every year. Imma go get high so I can care about it

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

IGNORE THE HIGH TECH CAMERA DOLLY AND EQUIPMENT IT'S THE NEW PHONE THAT REALLY MAKES THIS LOOK SMOOTH

Jerry

@gbhil

Feb 1

Samsung could have just sent out a press release and the savings could have made every phone $1.50 cheaper

Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 29

Amazon trying to sell me some terror dreams or something

Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 20

I just had an orange flavored mountain dew ama

we base too much of our identity and moods on the athletic performances of 23 year olds and political decisions of 70 year olds

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Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 8

What every packing-house operator is thinking right now: 1) Can this do 200 pieces per minute? If not it's useless. 2) I don't want one because I'll end up with tons of fruit that my equipment says isn't ripe and nobody will buy it.

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@ianzelbo

Jan 8

This device checks the “ripeness” of your avocados

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Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 6

SO I guess the government thinks we should only work 6 hours per day and that deadlines don't matter.

Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 5

A question for someone well-versed in politics — Why doesn't team Kevin announce that 20 of its members plan to not vote and force the 20 people on team not Kevin to vote for him or have a democrat in charge? It would work that way, right?

Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 4

Man i wish Frank Zappa were still alive to give his take on current events

Jerry

@gbhil

Jan 1

My granddaughters gave me a pair of cashmere gloves for Xmas. They're really nice and I love them. When I opened them my 5 yo gd says " now you could do crime"

Jerry

@gbhil

Dec 21, 2022

I have to be in time out because I trashed the 🎄 and I'm pretty pissed about the situation.

Jerry

@gbhil

Dec 11, 2022

If you insist on making it so damn easy, I will keep buying new cd keys, making new accounts, and doing it just out of spite.

So I got another account ban from blizzard after accidentally duplicating about 1200 tradable legacy D3 items. I miss the real-world money auction house that paid for my old gaming PC.

So great that John McCain is coming back to vote. Brave - American hero! Thank you John.

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