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I make words for AndroidCentral.com who isn't responsible for the stupid I say here.
Capitol Wastesandroidcentral.comJoined August 2009

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Wife: Order a name tag for the dog please. Me: What should I put on it? Wife: Her name and info and regular stuff. Me:
Wee Wee
I am dog
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I imagine the spy balloon hasn't been shot down for the same reason it was launched — to see how and where it would travel. That's more valuable than pictures of places satellites are already watching. Knowing where one with a weapon instead of a camera would go is valuable info
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I don't travel for work anymore, so I regret that I never got completely wasted at some live tech event and caused a giant scene. "I've been thrown out of better places than this!" as I get dragged down the aisle would make for a great youtube stream
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Starting at $1200 for the ultra. Keep your phone from last year instead and spend that 1200 on better things
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When your phone is being repaired the person who has it in their hands can do whatever the hell they want. Quit lyin' Samsung
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They say the same bullshit every year. Imma go get high so I can care about it
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IGNORE THE HIGH TECH CAMERA DOLLY AND EQUIPMENT IT'S THE NEW PHONE THAT REALLY MAKES THIS LOOK SMOOTH
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Samsung could have just sent out a press release and the savings could have made every phone $1.50 cheaper
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What every packing-house operator is thinking right now: 1) Can this do 200 pieces per minute? If not it's useless. 2) I don't want one because I'll end up with tons of fruit that my equipment says isn't ripe and nobody will buy it.
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This device checks the “ripeness” of your avocados 😶‍🌫️
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SO I guess the government thinks we should only work 6 hours per day and that deadlines don't matter.
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A question for someone well-versed in politics — Why doesn't team Kevin announce that 20 of its members plan to not vote and force the 20 people on team not Kevin to vote for him or have a democrat in charge? It would work that way, right?
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Man i wish Frank Zappa were still alive to give his take on current events
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My granddaughters gave me a pair of cashmere gloves for Xmas. They're really nice and I love them. When I opened them my 5 yo gd says " now you could do crime"
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I have to be in time out because I trashed the 🎄 and I'm pretty pissed about the situation.
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So I got another account ban from blizzard after accidentally duplicating about 1200 tradable legacy D3 items. I miss the real-world money auction house that paid for my old gaming PC.
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