Nick Medley

Yeah, this is my assumption. RT @cjdyal: wait what’s this about Washington? A goofy UF freshman joke, or..?

How many times has Verne referred to us as "South Carolina" today? I count three. #Alzheimer's #fb

I know I’m not exactly breaking new ground here, but I still feel the need to say it: Gary Danielson is so very annoying.

Stopped at a red light, window down, "Fat Bottomed Girls" blaring on the radio, singing along at full volume. #notashamed #fb

#2 in the BCS standings. Aww yeah. #GoGators #fb

I've said it every week and I'll say it again: we are a very, very dumb team. #fb

Vandy's whipping our ass so far, but "playing first quarters" is not part of Big Dumb Will Muschamp Football.

Unsurprising: the WVU/Texas Tech game is turning into a rout. Surprising: who's routing who. #fb

Nothing like a nice, relaxing moment on the back porch with the dogs. Makes for a great end of the day. #peaceandquiet

Watching a toddler run over uneven pavement is a Skrillex song: waiting for a drop, and then many loud noises.

If the XFL had done heel ref angles like this, it'd still be in business.

Ha! RT @dolfan0516: @AlligatorArmy so College Gameday is reporting 'From the Swamp'? https://twitter.com/dolfan0516/status/249284310996246528/photo/1pic.twitter.com/wM4CfEWB  #fb

Sudden urge to purchase Link to the Past from the Virtual Console rising, thanks to @johntv and @markmacd.

Considering going to Windows Phone the next time I get a new one. After years of Android and iOS, I feel like trying something new.

I HATE documents printed on legal size paper. If you draft your wills/trusts/etc. on anything but letter size, you're a terrible person.

I should just stop watching the first half of Gator games. We're a completely different team after halftime. #fb #GoGators

I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll lose this one. Our secondary is just miserable. #thehorror

Looks like "old man football" is doing okay. Now get off our collective lawn, you punk Mizzou kids.