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Here’s a great joke for anyone you know who’s psychic:
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MORE WEEKEND FUN Walk into the car dealership and tell the sales guy you want to buy RIGHT NOW, and you HAVE CASH. When they ask what model, tell them you want that fabulous inflatable guy out front.pic.twitter.com/jhLE1PJvNX
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WEEKEND FUN Run into a store in the mall and yell at the cashier "What year is it?" When they answer 2019, run out of the store screaming "It worked! It worked!"
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When
#FatNixon is in Britain, if it's raining, PLEASE don't allow him to hold his own umbrella - guaranteed there's a large risk of him running the Queen through with it.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
I've never been slut-shamed. What am I doing wrong?
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Here's hoping the NRA becomes insolvent and can be reconstituted as what it originally was, a gun safety & education source, and an advocate for sensible restrictions. The courses I took from them in the 1970s were excellent.
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Political interviews would probably be more informative and fruitful if the question "Is it time to impeach?" wasn't asked every 5 minutes, especially when ask of people that have no role in it, and no clue what it means. Let the thing unfold!!!
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PAY ATTENTION The White House sausage machine is pumping out the same tripe as
#DerangedDonald - "Many people are saying" and "Everybody knows". Reporters are not pushing back hard enough to ask "what people, name them", and how they assess "everybody" knows something.#BullShitTak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
Don't allow
#FatNixon and his phone economic advisers to mesmerize you with their emphasis on GDP growth. That's one of many indicators, but it's a measure of output, not of general financial health and wealth of average American workers. Should be correlating many measurements.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
Q: What's the difference between
#FatNixon and Air Force One? A: Air Force One stops whining after it lands.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
Blocking idiots is a new sport!
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Japanese Prime Minister Abe is playing
#FatNixon like a cheap violin. He's 10 times as smart, and plays the long game. He's also willing to lose at golf, which will make#DerangedDonald a very happy 5 year old.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
I'm saving up for the public celebration when the
@NRA declares bankruptcy.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
#FatNixon classifies his encounters with Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal as "Poling the Electorate".Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
Dear
@FLOTUS#Melanie#StripperPoleBarbie
Happy Birther to you
Happy Birther to you
Happy Birthday to Melanie
Happy Birther to you!
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Did
#FatNixon get his wife's name spelled correctly on her Birther card?Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
Presidents have always been comfortable speaking to their “base”.
#FatNixon panders to whatever extremist crowd is in front of him, and seems to be disinterested in speaking to the population in general. Spineless, amoral, paranoid narcissism.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd -
WHITE HOUSE PRESS Please ask for a list of the generals the president claims he talked to and heard that “Lee was their favorite general”. There’s a need to review to determine which other slave owning maniacs they support.
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Two people explain almost every aspect of
#FatNixon’s behavior; Norman Vincent Peale and Roy Cohn. It shows up on a daily basis.Tak. Twitter bruger dette til at forbedre din tidslinje. FortrydFortryd
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