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Execute Program (learn programming tools quickly); Destroy All Software (dense programming screencasts); Deconstruct (independent programming conference).

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    Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 22 Nov 2017

    everything on computers is worse than Winamp 2pic.twitter.com/mVfgkVbcDI

    10:05 PM - 22 Nov 2017
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    322 replies 2,965 retweets 10,615 likes
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      2. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 22 Nov 2017

        The entirety of Winamp was smaller than the JavaScript that a "native" app uses to download and run the rest of the JavaScript that renders the HTML and CSS making up the platform-convention-violating UI exposing the data that lives on a server anyway because you are the product.

        14 replies 289 retweets 810 likes
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      3. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 22 Nov 2017

        Also it started in less time than it takes your modern computer to update the screen in response to a key press, and was written by only two people, and used almost no CPU, and OK it did occasionally crash but so does everything else so we can cut it some slack there.

        13 replies 86 retweets 433 likes
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      4. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 22 Nov 2017

        (I'm pretty sure that Winamp 2 was actually rock-solid but I felt compelled to hedge against its perfection in some way, probably in error.)

        15 replies 8 retweets 223 likes
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      5. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 22 Nov 2017

        Nothing about iOS whips the llama's ass and this is the problem.

        8 replies 189 retweets 1,082 likes
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      6. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 22 Nov 2017

        Computers have become so sterile and slow. This is not the cyberpunk future that I signed up for. This is a dystopia where you choose which of a handful of companies to pledge allegiance to, and then hope that they don't decide to drop you (and your data) with no recourse.

        23 replies 291 retweets 918 likes
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      7. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 23 Nov 2017

        Gary Bernhardt Retweeted SpotifyCares

        iPhone 4, 6, and 8; iOS 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11; every version of Spotify since I started using it in 2010.https://mobile.twitter.com/SpotifyCares/status/933787289842520064 …

        Gary Bernhardt added,

        SpotifyCaresVerified account @SpotifyCares
        Replying to @garybernhardt
        Hey Gary, help's here! Can you let us know your device, operating system, and the version of Spotify you're running? Also, are you getting any error messages? If so, just send us a screenshot of it. We'll have a look /AG
        7 replies 15 retweets 213 likes
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      8. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 23 Nov 2017

        iPhone 4 GeekBench score: ~770. Music skips. iPhone 8 GeekBench score: ~10067 (13x!). Music still skips.

        10 replies 13 retweets 144 likes
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      9. Gary Bernhardt‏ @garybernhardt 23 Nov 2017

        The inevitable "this is just nostalgia" tweets. I've used Windows 2000 in the last two years. Have you? Boot it up and see how fast it is, even in a VM.

        9 replies 19 retweets 235 likes
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      2. Gary Fixler‏ @gfixler 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @garybernhardt

        That was the peak.

        1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Gary Fixler‏ @gfixler 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @gfixler @garybernhardt

        Still feel bad about that llama, though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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