Harshyt Goel

@GarshytHoel

Cheeze Mexico Plug Fortunerizer

Joined April 2014

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  1. Retweeted
    May 4

    Wow, this is really messed up

  2. Retweeted
    26 Aug 2015
  3. 24 Aug 2015

    A part of the recent deluge of covers on my channel. Funky cover of "Love Me Again" by John Newman.

  4. 23 Aug 2015

    I did a mellowed out cover of by . Listen? :-)

  5. 23 Aug 2015
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    23 Aug 2015

    How Jehovah’s Witnesses are changing medicine:

  7. 30 Jun 2015

    When it's 50 degrees outside @ Sai Mandir,Sec-13,Hisar

  8. 13 Mar 2015
  9. Retweeted
    15 Feb 2015

    Let's make Jeff the Diseased Lung the new face of by getting to trend worldwide!

  10. Retweeted
    9 Jan 2015
  11. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2014

    Fanatics want bans on films they haven't watched and books they haven't read. Makes sense since they're inspired by gods no one's ever seen

  12. Retweeted
    27 Nov 2014

    *beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*

  13. Retweeted
    22 Nov 2014

    Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy Judge: what's upsexy? [lawyer whispers to defendant] quick, this is your chance

  14. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2014

    We really don't need the Aman ki Asha stuff folks. India and Pakistan will forever be united by the bandhan of religious lunacy

  15. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2014

    Judge your weight as an Indian man. Ma: You're perfect. (Overweight.) M: Still so handsome. (Obese.) M: Little fat, haan? (You're a planet.)

  16. Retweeted
    21 Dec 2014

    I hate people who only jingle halfway.

  17. 20 Dec 2014
    Replying to

    : 2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke” Lel

  18. Retweeted
    13 Dec 2014

    the longer the novel, the more literary it is. Unless you call it a novella, in which case make it short, abstract, and impenetrable.

  19. 11 Dec 2014
  20. 11 Dec 2014

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