gareth allison

@garethisatwit

The other guy in . Music. Comedy. Food. Cricket. Hounds.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined November 2010

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  1. David Willey batting at no.10 for tomorrow's first ODI? Jeez, that's a long tail.

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    Little oke lost his parents - surely someone is keen to give him a kiff home?

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    An unusually full house at Woo HQ in Cape Town today with visitors from afar, here for team meetups

  4. Me every morning when I wake up.

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  5. ♫ "I froze during , held it in all night until I felt ill..." ♪

  6. Wonder if Kanye ever had this problem with Kim.

  7. NEW MUSIC VIDEO from : when is the right time to fart in front of your significant other?

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    We have a brand new music video dropping this morning! Hoorah.

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    Please could you help us by RT the link to volunteer for us in Africa? Ta!

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  10. . It's the king of LinkedIn you need to fear. Imagine how desperate THAT guy must be.

  11. I...so wait, you...never mind.

  12. Good times.

  13. 01/02/2016

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    Coffee so strong it feels like you've been punched in the butthole.

  15. My cheque card keeps getting declined despite having funds; call centre assures me card is not blocked. What's going on?!

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    01/02/2016

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  18. If can't come to me in South Africa, I'll have to go to them. Just booked tickets to see them live in Belgium & Germany! :D

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  20. Amazing stuff from Rabada this series. A shining light amidst the gloom.

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