andrew kao

http://short.bdsmgalls.net/aurora  Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry.

Seriously considering "Have boobs, will travel" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life. http://go.bdsmgalls.net/elsa 

Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/marvin 

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://googl.adultgalls.com/jerri 

http://shorturl.xaijo.com/renee  Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

http://googl.adultgalls.com/rosario  I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

http://bitly.xaijo.com/shanna  It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference. http://googl.adultgalls.com/stephanie 

My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy. http://bitly.xaijo.com/marci 

Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed. http://shorturl.xaijo.com/margarita