Well, my hairdresser dyed my hair 5 million shades too dull & then I thanked him for a "great blowjob" so I'm never leaving the house again.
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Replying to @alphachar
In fairness, he almost pissed himself laughing. BUT STILL. I'mma write "blowdry" down 1000 times to ward against this ever happening again.
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Replying to @gamesbymanuel
I miss you Manuel! When are you coming back to visit us?
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Replying to @alphachar
I miss you too! :) I don't yet know when I'll visit, it's been nonstop busytimes ever since we've moved.
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Replying to @gamesbymanuel @alphachar
(teehee nobody spotted the "easter egg" in the picture)
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I would
this tweet multiple times if I could!
9:03 AM - 7 Dec 2016
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