True story: I once got upgraded to first class for free and, within minutes, spilled an entire drink all over myself. What a jerk.
@jellyscare Common mortals would have to pay dearly for the privilege of spilling drinks all over themselves
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@jellyscare Common mortals would have to pay dearly for the privilege of spilling drinks all over themselves