Today's Funemployed sample. Pitch yourself for the job of politician using these qualifications: chainsaw, high, boomerang, and sweat. Go.
@robdaviaugamer "I'm not that good at using a boomerang but I'm great at solving problems. It took sweat, tears and a chainsaw, but...
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@robdaviaugamer ...I got it back from that high tree over there. I'm the right man for this job."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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