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Hugo award winner, bestselling author, nuisance. https://stone-soup.ghost.io/ . Repped by @dongwon. They/them. Pure rascality.

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    Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

    Who wants to hear the story of the date I witnessed between Wolf Girl and James Spader's Lonely Doppleganger? I HOPE IT'S YOU

    5:44 PM - 25 Oct 2017
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      2. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        So I take myself out to Fancy Alone Dinner bc I'm a Fancy Alone Lady now and I get to do things like order duck for one. I get all cozy.

        8 replies 17 retweets 942 likes
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      3. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        A fella sits at the adjacent table. I do a double-take, because I'm like 98% certain that it's James Spader, but the 2% wins. It ain't him.pic.twitter.com/PoPxydotyM

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      4. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        He sits there for like 20 minutes while I eat my duck. Half the time he is staring at me like he wants to say something but I am likepic.twitter.com/NMU6ABqoat

        2 replies 7 retweets 643 likes
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      5. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        Finally, a PERSON storms in and FLUMPS across from him. My overall impression is: BEDRAGGLED YOUTHSOME LADY. But she's not just any BYL.

        2 replies 6 retweets 491 likes
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      6. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        I shamelessly eavesdrop. Not James Spader: You made it! Bedraggled Young Lady: Yeah, sorry, I was at a rave and lost track of time.

        5 replies 6 retweets 516 likes
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      7. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        NJS: [adjusts tie] Oh, uh, um, a rave? Like, uh, at a club? BYL: Yeah, but it was like weird. Whatever NJS: ...what's that you're wearing?

        2 replies 6 retweets 434 likes
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      8. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        reader, I have perhaps withheld the most important detail of this date. What's that you're wearing, he asked. the answer: a wolf onesie

        7 replies 39 retweets 1,169 likes
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      9. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "A onesie?" NJS asked, like a fool. "Like, what babies wear?" "Yeah," she said, "except it has paws!" And then she showed him the paws

        5 replies 11 retweets 716 likes
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      10. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        Not James Spader shifted in his Nice Date Suit as the young lady popped up her Wolf Onesie hood and showed him the paws and said "raaaarrr"

        10 replies 24 retweets 926 likes
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      11. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        Now, at this point I'm like, this poor guy. He's not even James Spader, and he's on this date with a girl who he is CLEARLY not prepared for

        5 replies 11 retweets 811 likes
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      12. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        I was kind of rooting for Not James Spader BUT THEN WOLF GIRL SAW THE MENU AND THINGS TOOK A TURN

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      13. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "There's nothing good to eat here," she complained, being WRONG. "There's no normal food. Except maybe the pork." Not James Spader GASPED.

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      14. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "You eat pork?" Not James Spader said, aghast. There are a lot of reasons for him to be upset about this. None of those are the reason.

        6 replies 20 retweets 689 likes
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      15. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "I don't eat pork," he said with all the gravitas of a man in a suit on a date with a girl in a wolf onesie, "because pigs eat cats."

        26 replies 168 retweets 1,686 likes
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      16. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        At this point, the obviously eavesdropping waitress and obviously eavesdropping me exchanged a glance likepic.twitter.com/22QmoQjtMC

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      17. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "Pigs eat cats?" Wolf Girl asked Not James Spader, sounding EXTREMELY READY TO BELIEVE HIM

        2 replies 8 retweets 638 likes
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      18. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "Yeah," he said, "Pigs mostly subsist on a diet of cats. And cats eat rats, which is disgusting. You wouldn't eat a rat, would you?"

        13 replies 12 retweets 578 likes
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      19. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        "Wow," Wolf Girl said, "I never thought of it that way." "Do you wanna go get a drink somewhere else?" Not James Spader asked, unprepared.

        4 replies 5 retweets 511 likes
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      20. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        Wolf Girl said no: "My fake ID got confiscated at the rave." "No worries," Not James Spader replied. "I can get you in at my ex-wifes bar."

        14 replies 19 retweets 814 likes
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      21. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        AND WITH THAT, NOT JAMES SPADER AND WOLF GIRL RAN OUT OF THE RESTAURANT, HAND IN HAND, INTO THE NIGHT

        16 replies 20 retweets 1,241 likes
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      22. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 25 Oct 2017

        Eavesdropping Waitress brought me a big glass of free champagne and said "so... do pigs really eat cats?" reader I didn't have an answer

        151 replies 37 retweets 2,298 likes
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      23. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 3 Nov 2018

        While I've got you here HEY, VOTE. GO VOTE, DON'T FORGET, IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT

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