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Hugo award winner, bestselling author, nuisance. https://stone-soup.ghost.io/ . Repped by @dongwon. They/them. Pure rascality.

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    1. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 12 Jul 2020

      This avocado did NOT work out the way I expected it topic.twitter.com/UZFSMwF6bY

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    2. MJ‏ @okelay 12 Jul 2020
      Replying to @gaileyfrey

      First of all why are you opening an avocadoike that? Are you trying to get hurt? Never point the sharp edge at yourself! Secondly,if you can't open it with a fork,its not ripe

      6 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    3. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 12 Jul 2020
      Replying to @okelay

      Thank you for this unasked-for advice! I did hope someone would be condescending about my knife skills today, and I'm glad you were the one to do it.

      3 replies 0 retweets 207 likes
    4. There is no Dana, only Zuul (who is vaccinated)‏ @SmudgiesMom 12 Jul 2020
      Replying to @gaileyfrey @okelay

      (Unasked for wrong advice). That is exactly how to open an avocado properly.

      2 replies 0 retweets 55 likes
      Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 12 Jul 2020
      Replying to @SmudgiesMom @okelay

      I used to know a guy who would flick the nubbin off the end of a ripe avocado and squeeze the innards into his mouth like toothpaste. I have been trying to work that information into conversation for years and this felt like my one chance to so it, so thank you for that

      4:39 PM - 12 Jul 2020
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        1. There is no Dana, only Zuul (who is vaccinated)‏ @SmudgiesMom 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey @okelay

          You are quite welcome and WHAT? 😳

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        2. Shelle‏ @eviljoy36 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey @SmudgiesMom

          How can it be that hard to work into a conversation. This is the sort of thing you mention apropos of nothing, to strangers on public transit.

          2 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
        3. There is no Dana, only Zuul (who is vaccinated)‏ @SmudgiesMom 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @eviljoy36 @gaileyfrey

          Clearly.

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        2. Neil Robinson‏ @neil_james_pete 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey @SmudgiesMom @okelay

          You have known so many of the wrong people

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. There is no Dana, only Zuul (who is vaccinated)‏ @SmudgiesMom 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @neil_james_pete @gaileyfrey @okelay

          It may be wrong but I’d love to see it done! 🥑

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Pete Milan‏ @PeteMilan 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey

          First the Vinegar War Criminal, now this.

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        2. Old New Dad‏ @old_new_dad 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey @SmudgiesMom @okelay

          This anecdote should be your outgoing voicemail message and email auto-reply.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. There is no Dana, only Zuul (who is vaccinated)‏ @SmudgiesMom 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @old_new_dad @gaileyfrey @okelay

          YES! 🥇🥇🥇

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        1. The Drop Bear‏ @dropbear2_0 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey @SmudgiesMom @okelay

          I just really feel like I need to try this now. I know it’s wrong and I know it will end badly but even so....

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        2. Mark Oshiro - Pre-order THE INSIDERS‏ @MarkDoesStuff 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @gaileyfrey @SmudgiesMom @okelay

          So he turned an avocado into Gogurt I don’t like it

          3 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
        3. Sarah Gailey ~ Updates‏Verified account @gaileyfrey 12 Jul 2020
          Replying to @MarkDoesStuff @SmudgiesMom @okelay

          Agocadgurt

          3 replies 1 retweet 40 likes
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