5 minutes into Top Gun: there are a lot of sweaty boys in airplanes and a lot of suspiciously bisexual lighting in the control room
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Oh shit Maverick DOESNT PLAY BY THE BOOK HE'S GOTTA TURN IN HIS BADGE AND HIS WEAPON
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THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!!! THEY'RE GOING TO TOP GUN How are they gonna get there? Are they gonna take......... the highway?
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The fuck fumes between Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise are suffocating, this is an EXTREMELY horny movie Also: how many times do they say Top Gun in the movie Top Gun
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Listen I hope Charlie breaks Mavericks spine over her knee But Goose is pure of heart and I will protect him with my life
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Question All the fighter pilots in Top Gun have different stickers on their helmets Do. Do they have craft parties where they decorate their helmets. Are there slumber parties with stickers
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Our closed captioning got off-sync but this is still aN ACTUAL LINE IN TOP GUNpic.twitter.com/EASxAwl6a4
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Over ten billion of you tweeted at me to say I wasn't prepared for the volleyball scene in top gun and I am here to tell you that you were RIGHT and I was NOT READY
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They aren't even trying to sell the hetero romance in Top Gun. Most of the flirtation is about Tom Cruise needing a shower?? Are the straights okay
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If you've noticed that the timestamps are off on this thread it's because I keep making
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The sex scene in Top Gun is an indictment of heterosexuality
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[To hetero couple] Which of you is the fighter pilot in the back of the plane and which of you is the fighter pilot in the front of the plane
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Watching Top Gun and there's a lot of impromptu group singing for a movie that is supposedly not about theater gays
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WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOSE WHY ISN'T GOOSE SWIMMING ON HIS OWN
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WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOSE IS TOP GUN QUEER TRAGEDY N O O O O O O O
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I miss GOOSE you guys ...I hope Iceman can properly comfort Maverick in his hour of need
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"You gotta let him go," Top Gun Dad says to Underpants Maverick one minute after Goose dies
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Glad we took a short break from electric guitar plane-chases to Do Some Tragedy
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Wait is Val Kilmer gonna have a character arc Is he gonna go from Iceman to... Niceman??
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"C'mon Maverick, you're the Toppest Gun we've ever seen at airplane school. You've gotta come back and keep on being the Top Gun"pic.twitter.com/D0tH0j73Aa
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I've been watching Top Gun got two hours (with FREQUENT pauses and rewinds) and no one has turned into a plane yet. When are we getting to that part
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Now we know why Mavericks dad died which I guess is part of the plot of this movie
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Top Gun 2: We All Have Pretty Severe Hearing Loss Because Planes Are Loud
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That wasn't a joke, planes are really loud and I'm worried about these boys' hearing. Ear protection is important
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Iceman is the Top Gun! He got the Top Gun trophy! He is in charge of the sky now, he makes airplane laws There's There's 20 minutes left in this movie
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Okay so everyone is... doing... war? With Russians? What temperature is this war
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