Look, I was JUST at Mystic Aquarium checking out their Belugas and they were knee free.
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Maybe this one is emaciated or something? (I honestly have no idea, this is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen)
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WHAT THE ACTUAL
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The Shape of Water. I'm just saying.
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Since when did mermaids have knees?
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Listen, I had a teacher in elementary school who neglected to teach us math because she wanted to teach us more things about whales instead, so I'm practically an expert, and this is the first I've heard of this. I thought it was manatees they thought were mermaids?
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maybe! I just remember the manatee story specifically, but that certainly doesn't mean it was the only one. I guess lonely dudes just spent a lot of time looking at the ocean wishing it was full of ladies.
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SARAH. WTF DID YOU PUT ON MY TL
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Uh, I might need
@heidiheilig to write me a Nix/Slate short story now that I have seen this.
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today I learned that whales have knees and again I yearn for the sweet release of death
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The Shape of Whhhaaat the F*ck.
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its not even real knees tho, like, it's musculature or fat or something, not bone. so weird
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NO. WHAT DEVILRY ARE YOU SPREADING ON THE TWITTERS???
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OH MY GODS I am so uncomfortable right now.
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Things that live in the sea should not have knees.
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I'm against this
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