GaelFC

@GaelFC

Twin Cities native. Journalist and pop-culture junkie. Buy my books: Whatever Happened to Pudding Pops? and The Totally Sweet '90s.

Seattle
Joined May 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Apr 2014

    Amazon is offering my 2 retro books as a package deal. Chock-full of Pudding Pops, Ring Pops, Choco-Diles & more.

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    The Terminator is urging fans to stay at home to help fight the coronavirus outbreak. To deliver his message, Arnold Schwarzenegger enlisted help from his pet pony Whiskey and Lulu, his pet donkey. I didn't mistype that. reports.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    My least-useful app is now Find My Friends because it shows the same status for everyone. Home. Home. Home. Home...

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  4. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on.

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  5. 18 hours ago

    As someone who co-wrote two Gen X nostalgia books, I heartily second this.

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  6. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    Are rainbow sprinkles a seasoning

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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Hey, come on, I'm doing everything I can!

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  8. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    “Oh, there’s so little left. Creamed Eels? Corn Nog? Wadded Beef?”

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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Using hard liquor as a disinfectant in an action movie: cool, hardcore, really tough Using hard liquor as a disinfectant in real life: not scientifically sound, a bad idea

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 12

    Remember when your Netflix shows start lagging this week that some panicked engineer is sitting at home with her 3 year old screaming in her ear trying to fix it

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    Mar 12

    If you didn't know, is back. , of course, had something to say about it.

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  12. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    Because if it's not love then it's the Bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together.

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 12

    CAN YOU GIVE US A GODDAMN MINUTE YELLOWSTONE

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 12

    Everybody saying the media is behind the coronavirus panic is spot on. A month ago we had a big meeting and decided it would be good if all the events we cover get canceled

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    Mar 12

    QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

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  16. Mar 11

    closed our schools, but Grocery Outlet shows no signs of panic. Not only is there a ton of toilet paper, but strangely no one is snapping up Sour Patch Kids cereal, even for 50 cents a box.

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    gmail is always saying "something's not right" and I'm like motherfucker you have NO idea

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    If my country needs me to stay home all day and cancel plans I was slightly dreading anyway I WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people

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  20. Mar 10

    Autocorrect keeps wanting to change "housecat" to "housecoat" for me. Yes, because so many people wear housecoats here in 2020.

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    tops the search list for "will…be cancelled?". See what else is on the list

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