Gabriel RothVerified account

@gabrielroth

“Usually I find your content interesting”—some guy complaining that I tweeted about PAW Patrol and he didn't know what that was

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Joined March 2007
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  1. 56 minutes ago

    Just did some quite successful hallway chat with my neighbor about the new Trader Joe's so today wasn't a total loss

    2 replies 9 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jul 5
    Replying to

    Even if you try and say "what about the added tax" it doesn't add up.

    122 replies 495 retweets 3,159 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    Here's my problem with Baby Driver CONTAINS SPOILERS At the diner they order 4 Cokes and the bill comes to $4.50. How much is each Coke?!

    261 replies 1,206 retweets 6,137 likes
  4. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Me continuing to talk in the group text even though nobody has responded

    1 reply 21 retweets 81 likes
  5. 7 hours ago

    He’s not even a real baby, he’s a grown man (improbably) NAMED “Baby.” Total ripoff

    1 reply 3 likes
  6. 7 hours ago

    I really liked Edgar Wright until this week

    Name a director you changed your mind on.
    1 reply 3 likes
  7. 7 hours ago

    A brand of kiwi fruit is acting like I’m supposed to know what a spife is, this is gaslighting

    Grandpa always said "There's no such thing as a free spife" but look how far we've come.
    3 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    Shout out to the the social media intern at Church of England who just accidentally restarted a 500 year old sectarian conflict.

    341 replies 12,931 retweets 26,283 likes
  9. 8 hours ago

    “Taffy Akner’s Sister Was Lena Dunham’s Vet and You’re All Idiots” is literally exactly the content I didn’t know I needed today

    7 replies 3 retweets 84 likes
  10. Retweeted
    9 hours ago
    Replying to

    She was hired to treat the dog's aggression. She made house calls. She saw the damage. You're all idiots for what you did to her yesterday.

    7 replies 11 retweets 126 likes
  11. Retweeted
    9 hours ago
    Replying to

    My sister was her vet.

    6 replies 11 retweets 104 likes
  12. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    To those asking about how I could possibly know that Lena Dunham was a good dog owner, please witness my only-ever Marshall McLuhan moment:

    24 replies 34 retweets 146 likes
  13. 9 hours ago

    more like SCHMANCY nancy

  14. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    SPIDER-MAN: you wont get away with this, vulture VULTURE: All 160 Pretty Little Liars Episodes, Ranked SM: no! VULTURE: RHONY Recap: S9, E14

    9 replies 522 retweets 2,474 likes
  15. 13 hours ago

    The problem with "Imagine if Chelsea had sat in at the G20" is you also have to imagine if Melania ran a health care policy task force

    1 retweet 16 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    Always read the replies on Al Giordano's tweets

    215 replies 548 retweets 3,301 likes
  17. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    We need to stop this "Andrew Cuomo 2020" nonsense immediately:

    13 replies 33 retweets 89 likes
  18. 24 hours ago

    i hate pictures like this because i don’t want to find him relatable

    6 replies 11 retweets 42 likes
  19. Jul 7

    Bill Maher says what everybody else is too scared to say! (because they don’t want to sound like a fucking Don Rickles routine from 1978)

    This N Korean thing is getting tense! I mean, I think it is, I'm on vaca. The ladies at my nail salon are freaking out, that's what I know!
    1 reply 7 likes
  20. Jul 7

    Get ready to be super annoyed by everyone using en-dashes for em-dashes starting in about 10 minutes!

    3 replies 4 retweets 4 likes

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