Gabe Wood

@GabeCWood

Young, too skinny, and miserable. Contributing writer for .

Joined June 2014

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  1. Jul 13

    dear lord what did I do to deserve this abomination of a targeted ad?

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  2. Jul 8
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  3. Jul 4

    I wrote this joke a couple years ago but damn if it ain't more relevant now

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  4. Jul 4

    2014: America Fuck Yeah! 2019: America ...yeah, fuck

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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    I don't know how to feel about this.

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  6. Jun 24

    oh god why did I tweet this

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  7. Jun 23

    more like neon genesis evanSMELLYon

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    Jun 10
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  9. Jun 1

    I spent this evening watching David Tennant yell at a plant and it was good

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  10. Jun 1

    In your celebrations, please do not forget that Cher supports the military industrial complex

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  11. May 23

    How come every old lady I pass on the street is wearing sneakers that look like they're from the year 20XX?

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  12. May 21

    haha stan culture is so obsessive and toxic glad I don't have to deal with that *goes back to reading video game thread where some dude threatens to chainsaw me for saying Croc: Legend of the Gobbos is mediocre*

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  13. May 20

    I feel like there's something missing from my life Like my soul is lacking some kind of spiritual nourishment I think I need to get really into Sengoku Basara

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  14. Retweeted
    May 7

    This is the only way I know how to tell my children so that they will understand

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    no one understands the horrific nightmares that reside within the human psyche better than david lynch

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  16. Apr 30

    Like what even is this?

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  17. Apr 30

    Job hunting for the first time in a couple years. It's comforting to know that businesses still don't know what "entry level" means.

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  18. Apr 26

    sorry A Clockwork Orange, maybe next year

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  19. Apr 10

    Kangaroo cackling maniacally at your foolish concept of "faith"

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  20. Apr 10

    Xerus controls your reality. He is a cruel and merciless master.

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