I love thinking about them jerking off to it, especially the part where their moms walks in and they’re like, “MOOOOOM! LEMMEALONE! It’s still my turn in the computer room for 8 more minutes!”
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What is this picture supposed to even mean?
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It's supposed to be sexy, I guess.
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What's all that mirror graffiti? Is it supposed to be written by more than one person, or does the girl have multiple personalities and is answering herself?
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Who can know the mind of a man who thinks women own "boob shine."
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What purpose, one wonders, would such a product (were it to actually exist) even serve?
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By bouncing light off my boobs, I can distract men and more easily take their money? Though tbh they just need the 'boobs' part of that equation
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I honestly don't think my boobs being shinier would make them any more distracting than they already are.
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Assuming they're sufficiently shiny, by holding them at various angles to control the reflection of light you could use your pair of shiny boobs to transmit Morse Code long distances

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I...don't know how I missed this. I...this is...dear godpic.twitter.com/9OZ4G8YKXJ
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I figured you'd appreciate knowing about the wonder of boob shine.
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So....so you’re saying you don’t. Cool. I knew that. *takes notes*
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This guy's never seen a woman's ass in his life, quite clearly.
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Even if the message weren't somehow both offensive and opaque, there's so, so much wrong with the architecture of this drawing: from the oddly tilted light bulbs to the fact that the woman in the mirror has a different body and a different position... so much going on here.
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Why is her face so big, but normal-sized in the reflection? Why does she have a woman's hips (kind of) in the reflection but a man's butt in real life? What kind of bathroom has political graffiti on the mirror, but women stand around naked in it? Is she in danger?
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Dude the graffiti is all in-jokes with her fanbase.
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Uh... Okay. I guess I'm in the outgroup.
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Yeah I see how it looks weird outside of her community. I'm not a massive fan but she can still be funny.
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If you say so.
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