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@furiosalizabeth

Elizabeth. Writer, editor, figure skater, dog lover, survivor. I swear a lot. I have my reasons. She/her.

Denver, CO
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2014.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    8. tra 2017.

    You could put almost any phrase after "The Trump administration is ill-prepared for" and it would be correct.

    The Trump administration is ill-prepared for a global pandemic
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    prije 6 sati

    Yikes this didn’t age well

    my iowa caucus prediction is that someone will win
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    prije 16 sati

    if iowa doesn’t have a caucus then they don’t get to be first! they prop up an inaccessible and undemocratic process so that they can keep feeling special.

    Odgovor korisniku/ci @dianelyssa
    Reading up about caucuses sounds like actual insanity. Why not just vote like a normal election?
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    If you don't know the difference between what the DNC says/does and what the Iowa Democratic Party says/does, it's possible you don't know enough about what's going on to have unraveled a big conspiracy.

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    prije 5 sati

    Hey Sanders folks: if the DNC was going to steal an election from you, it probably wouldn’t be in the state where every single vote is public and also recorded on paper. Just something to noodle on.

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    prije 7 sati

    "Iowa, I have checked the rulebook, and NOWHERE does it say that a dog can't play basketball."

    So Pete is just… giving his victory speech, word for word. “Iowa, you have shocked the nation… by all indications, we are going onto New Hampshire victorious.” That’s some McKinsey wizardry shit right there.
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    prije 7 sati

    This is bad and wrong. As I just said, the *actual* results exist on paper and pencil, recorded in front of hundreds and thousands of witnesses.

    Important - Biden camp saying results might not be trusted.
    340 replies 1.606 proslijeđenih tweetova 8.023 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    prije 7 sati

    This was the speech of Warren’s candidacy. Clear. Energetic. Informative. Inspiring. Hopeful. End your night by watching:

    We're just getting started. Tune in as we go live from Des Moines.
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    prije 7 sati

    Bailey won the caucus prove me wrong

    Warren shouts out husband Bruce and dog Bailey, who she says “truly is a good boy.” Evidence of this from campaign event earlier today:
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    prije 7 sati

    MSNBC did the same, except step 3: never cut to Warren's.

    Let me get this straight: 1. aired ALL of Klobuchar’s speech. 2. Aired ALL of Biden’s speech DURING Warren’s. 2. Briefly cut to Warren. 3. Then cut back to the panel while she was STILL SPEAKING. Are you kidding me?!?!
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    prije 9 sati

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords doesn't look so bad now

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  12. prije 8 sati

    democracy is definitely saved, y'all! we can go home and stop worrying! 😬

    MORE: Polk County precinct chairs are being advised to take pictures of the results and text them over to the Polk County executive director, who is driving them to the HQ, according to a Democratic operative familiar with the situation
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    prije 8 sati

    I am screaming lol lol

    1:26
    STOP EVERYTHING and listen to this. You'll understand exactly what the problem is (not kidding).
    20 replies 140 proslijeđenih tweetova 696 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    You ever knock a door and have a husband tell you he tells his wife how to vote so no, you can’t speak with her, even though she’s on your list which means she actually doesn’t vote how he tells her to? That’s why secret ballots are important.

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  15. prije 8 sati

    if there's one lesson we can all take away from the , it's that there is NOTHING Democrats can't fuck up, and I say that as a lifelong Democrat

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    prije 8 sati

    that's a big twinkie

    How bad is this delay in the Iowa caucus results? Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of conspiratorial thinking on Political Twitter. According to this evening's sample, it would be a Twinkie 35-feet long weighing approximately six-hundred pounds.
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    If you enjoyed watching men risk permanent brain damage and broken bodies for a game that entertains you, but JLo and Shakira's clothing choices deeply offended you, there's a good chance you're the problem. Unpack that yourself. I'm not explaining everything to you.

    30 replies 368 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.102 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  18. prije 9 sati

    I'm exhausted just watching/reading about this chaotic nonsense. Caucuses are my worst nightmare.

    We’ve been in here an hour and we’re still just going over the rules
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    prije 18 sati

    Today in my Skype a Scientist session a girl asked me a hard hitting question: what do you do with your hair when you go in the ocean. Idk if y'all realize this, but these are real concerns. The simple answer I gave was: I put it in a pony tail, but it's so much more complex 1/9

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  20. prije 10 sati

    the looks like the world's most aggravating D&D campaign -- everybody's playing with a different set of dice and nobody wants to be DM

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  21. prije 10 sati

    YAAAASSSSSSS! I'm so glad this one made it because it's hilarious

    WIBTA if I complained to the owners of a cafe about how long it takes their employee to cut cheese?
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