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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie May 24

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Mashable

    Another gig for Christopher Plummerhttps://twitter.com/mashable/status/999358063659413505 …

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    MashableVerified account @mashable
    Morgan Freeman will be the voice of the Vancouver transit system https://trib.al/eWSt6Le  pic.twitter.com/HW9d9WeUfJ
    10:44 AM - 24 May 2018
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    • naked mortgage misty jewell watkins BiG_SaM Night Gallery Enjoyer melissa hamilton Monika Laura Hutyra Carol Mackie monigg101ar
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      1. Thanos can suck it!‏ @olivia_twyst May 24
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        Dammit!!

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      1. DinaThePooh‏ @dthepooh May 24
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        DinaThePooh Retweeted VICE Canada

        https://twitter.com/vicecanada/status/999749413886144512?s=19 …

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        VICE CanadaVerified account @vicecanada
        Do the right thing, Vancouver. http://bit.ly/2J4ChgI 
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      1. Joseph McKenzie‏ @centfusity May 24
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        I'm waiting for him to pass away

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      1. Alison Emily‏ @aalexis1234 May 24
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        They’ve already pulled him 😢

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      1. sikh of yer shit‏ @Ikilledruss May 24
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        That’s funny

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      1. Jorge P‏ @jop661 May 24
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        😂😂😂

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      1. marv marv‏ @AdamGOestreich May 24
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        this is a good tweet

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      1. o brasil desistiu de mim‏ @nunusiqueiraa May 24
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        Cause every woman wants to hear a guy who practices harassment tell her what to do in trafic

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      1. AWKWARDxTURTL3‏ @zack_lilly May 24
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        It would be funnier to use the voice actors of the greeters from monkey bone in the land of death.

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      1. Kevin Joseph‏ @damovieman1 May 24
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        Actually, that could work.

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