Funny Or Die on Twitter: "By 35, you should have at least considered wiping your ass with the cardboard roll after running out of toilet paper… "

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1. Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie May 21
  Thank you to everyone who replied “the roll wont flush” to this
  
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1. Scott Thibodeau‏ @Tipperoo May 21
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  the cardboard roll doesn't flush. don't do it. just makes the situation worse.
  
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1. MiKeyser71‏ @mikeyser71 May 21
  pic.twitter.com/7SZEBIdYmD
  
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1. Zach Latham‏ @milkman_901 May 21
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  By 35 you should know to look for toilet paper first before sitting down
  
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1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter May 21
  Replying to @funnyordie @DancesWithTamis
  
  The tricky part is flushing it
  
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1. William Lynch‏ @BillyfromGL May 21
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  What about some old auto trader pages? #swipeout
  
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1. Shane Hoyle‏ @Shane_Hoyle74 May 21
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Flatten a little then a scooping/scraping motion.
  
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1. Steve‏ @dukenukemrulzs May 21
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  Considered?pic.twitter.com/MynXa6rRYQ
  
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1. celine dugalrousseau‏ @happy_celine May 22
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Yes , yes I have
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1. Curtis Carter‏ @CurtisC627 May 22
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  what?!?
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1. Tevin‏ @tevinsuperfan May 21
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  pic.twitter.com/iQQC3naRne
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1. Les Kausek‏ @LLKausek May 21
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  https://youtu.be/4qLWnEVhpBU
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1. Andrew White‏ @rockstar76andy May 21
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  By 35 I was still contemplating how to get out of my parents house.
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1. Anthony Pepera ‏ @otheranthony May 21
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1. Josh Dufresne‏ @Joshduf12 May 21
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  That's easy to beat when your unemployed
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1. AndBOO Next-of-Flynn‏ @amfpdx May 21
  Replying to @funnyordie @DancesWithTamis
  
  "oh boy, that's going to knock the hell out of my hemmeroids"
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