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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie May 4

    DJ Khaled doesn't perform oral on his wife because HE'S THE KINGhttp://www.funnyordie.com/articles/0540cd7315/the-funniest-reactions-to-dj-khaled-s-oral-sex-comment …

    5:18 PM - 4 May 2018
    • 21 Retweets
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    36 replies 21 retweets 94 likes
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      1. Professor Nova‏ @PureBlackFire1 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        sure thing "king"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5688997/DJ-Khaleds-wife-screams-shut-f-filming-talking-boxing-workout.html#v-1744214899958434946 …

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      2. Ajde‏ @AjdeSuti May 4
        Replying to @PureBlackFire1 @funnyordie

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Luvs2Spooge‏ @jvorhees80 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Looks like that's the only thing he doesn't "eat."

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      2. Ashley Nicole‏ @HLT2016ANK May 4
        Replying to @jvorhees80 @funnyordie

        pic.twitter.com/WIdIPtlSuu

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      1. Deus Ex Mac & Cheese‏ @beafos May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @RonFunches had the best DJ Khaled tweet HANDS DOWNpic.twitter.com/jAllrm8QwO

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      1. Monty Capuletti‏ @AmandaHugginki7 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        For some people eating pussy is a choice for me its an INSTINCT! 👅

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      1. The Car Kween‏ @TheCarKween May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        She should say she got a mini Kit Kat hidden down there...and see what happens.

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      1. Guy K Smith‏ @slu94 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Guy K Smith Retweeted Richard Marx

        Winner Winner.https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/992473840100917248?s=21 …

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        Richard MarxVerified account @richardmarx
        1. He’s missing out. 2. I bet some other guy isn’t. https://twitter.com/theroot/status/992422102224515072 …
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      1. Lyle Smith‏ @Lyle_the_Lion May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        The King of what? I'm still trying to figure out why this guy's famous? He's like a male Kardashian 🤨

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      1. UnknownUser‏ @HotShotLC May 7
        Replying to @funnyordie

        real men get on their knees

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      1. Cody Moore‏ @codyeroom May 5
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Male lions don't hunt.....

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      1. pete the chop‏ @johnmartin2013 May 5
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        His mouth looks like a seventies snatch

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      1. Ajde‏ @AjdeSuti May 4
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        Swear his wife if related to Rachel Dolezalpic.twitter.com/cIx0lBZ53Z

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      1. karen f‏ @nerak_felix May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        So that’s the ONE thing he doesn’t eat??

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      1. Vicki ferguson‏ @Fergie_v_11 May 4
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        He’s afraid it is too many Weight Watcher points.

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