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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie May 4

    Funny Or Die Retweeted The Root

    The king of missing out on how great it is to eat pussyhttps://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/992422102224515072 …

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    The RootVerified account @TheRoot
    DJ Khaled says he doesn't perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he's the king: "Different rules for men" https://trib.al/ZAzoTgh  pic.twitter.com/HWI0fdTqd6
    11:38 AM - 4 May 2018
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    57 replies 166 retweets 847 likes
      1. David Diligiro‏ @ChefDave132 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        That’s like the 50th reason to be disappointed about being married to DJ Khaled

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      1. Funkabillybongo‏ @Funkabillybongo May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Hey, take it easy on him. I have a cousin who also doesn't pucker-up on the punanni. I mean, my cousin's gay, but...pic.twitter.com/qbksKETrfz

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      2. shiftywatt‏ @shiftywatt May 4
        Replying to @Funkabillybongo @funnyordie

        I'm legit laughing out loud 😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Dignan‏ @DignanRevenge May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Momma gonna get that done somewhere son. Just saying ....

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Forward Progress All-Stars.‏ @nviccione May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He probably tells her to yell his name at the start of it too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.‏ @Arkitect3301 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        In my opinion, guys who claim they don't eat Pu**y are usually closet homosexuals. Ima just put that out there.pic.twitter.com/6TZRqcEaRa

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      2. Rachelle Armstrong‏ @ShelleRachelle May 4
        Replying to @Arkitect3301 @funnyordie

        Lol I don't agree with your comment but that picture is funny AF 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.‏ @Arkitect3301 May 4
        Replying to @ShelleRachelle @funnyordie

        That is completely OK with me and hell yeah that gif is funny LMAO

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. A Real Conservative‏ @THE_TRUE_GOP May 4
        Replying to @Arkitect3301 @ShelleRachelle @funnyordie

        Y'all agreed to disagree. That's rare these days so congratulations on being adults.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeff‏ @JeffOFace May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I'm sure she's ok with it. Have you seen this guy eat? He'd probably end up devouring her whole, with a bottle of sweet baby rays.

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      1. Tomás Grounauer  💚‏ @grounauer May 4
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        pic.twitter.com/zSffK8EIha

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      1. Amy West-Ashley‏ @Amynicole0116 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Like Burger King?

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      1. Brian Hines‏ @brian_hines May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Odd coming from a man who's mouth area looks like a vagina from the 70's?

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      1. (((David Avallone)))‏ @DAvallone May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        When guys say this I always say the same thing: she doesn't really love you, man, and she never will. If you don't know that now, you will.

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      1. Ngo Pho Quing-Body‏ @iamngobody May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        But he'll eat every fucking thing else within reachpic.twitter.com/guWCuYRlWg

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      1. Robert Trame‏ @bastalavizta May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Too fat to find the pussy fruits

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      1. Christina‏ @duffygirl8 May 4
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He sceeeered

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