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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Apr 3

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Gov. Mike Huckabee

    What the fuck are you talking about?https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/981205780157300736 …

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    Gov. Mike HuckabeeVerified account @GovMikeHuckabee
    Had a colonoscopy today. My doctor was actually Russian. Now THAT is what I call RUSSIAN MEDDLING! They put me to sleep w/ same stuff Michael Jackon used. When I woke up, I MOON-walked right out of the hospital!
    10:35 AM - 3 Apr 2018
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      1. juando82‏ @juando82 Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He was THAT happy with the ass play?

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      1. The Vantuckyan‏ @TheVantuckyan Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Note: wait until the anesthesia wears off before tweeting.

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      1. Hümper Dü‏ @HumperDu Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Probably a distraction because his son murdered another dog

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      1. Shannon Jackson‏ @shanthemanatl Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Did they find his head up there?

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      1. Trena Rentfrow‏ @TrenaRentfrow Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I don’t think that was a real doctor

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      1. Linda Patton Hoffman‏ @lphoffman24 Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Would have nice if he had explained the importance of having the procedure! Sounds like a shout out for drug induced behavior!

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      1.  ⚡️Flash ⚡️‏ @flashmann13 Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I.d.i.o.t

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      1. Jennifer Cox‏ @RealityRoxstar Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Lort I was hoping this wouldn't get out to the rest of the world. He's a buffoon. An Arkansan buffoon. He makes the state look bad. Hopefully, he stays in Florida. And takes his daughter back for good there, too.

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      2. --‏ @BLTTTTTTTT Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        His son kills dogs.

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      1. Nick‏ @DickComedy_ Apr 3
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        That's the worst case of dad jokes I've ever seen

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      1. Christina‏ @duffygirl8 Apr 3
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        What the actual fuck.

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      1. FortGeek‏ @FortGeek Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        A doctor ran a scope all up in there and couldn't find funny.

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      1. Rhonda Dunker‏ @DunkerRhonda Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @GovMikeHuckabee You might want to refrain from Twitter til your drugs wear off. You sound like Trump with the babble. Glad all is well in your back side.

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      1. MGM‏ @cgsgsmom1 Apr 3
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        😂

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      1. Richie Rodriguez‏ @theplanebossthe Apr 3
        Replying to @funnyordie

        It would have been better if he said the doctor was so good he told him to bend over and said, "I'm so good I can do this with no hands!" (Doctor's fly unzips)

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      1. Richie Rodriguez‏ @theplanebossthe Apr 3
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        I thought it was funny. You know... Like... A joke and stuff.

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      1. Jimbo Barry‏ @jmbarry1313 Apr 3
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        Thought Hickabee was only visible on Trump's colostomy

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