Funny Or Die on Twitter: "The choice is clear… "

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1. Lizzie‏ @Charysler Apr 2
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Why does your stepfather contour your face for you? Did your real father take your hands with him when he left
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1. Hamza Elghoul‏ @HamzaElghoul3 Mar 30
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  It is not funny bro try to change you topic from funny to something else like sitting in the house and watching TV or sell something like shopper okay
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1. Seriouslee‏ @Karhods54 Mar 29
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Blender sponge? Why?
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1. ScorpioVenus ‏ @HMoneyMonroe1 Mar 29
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  Always wanted a gay stepfather
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1. Call me Trish‏ @HerOwnMind2018 Mar 29
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  PEEPS FOREVARRRR!!!!!pic.twitter.com/u4JfKp5fu9
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1. Darth Radar Technician‏ @S4ssy_kylo Mar 29
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  If you put chocolate eyes on the sponge, they will be almost the exact same product with minor differences.
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1. Adam l‏ @Adamlerner3 Mar 29
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  Peeps are evil
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