Funny Or Die on Twitter: "75% of the joy that comes from owning a hot tub is telling people that you own a hot tub."

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1. Brooke Turner‏ @BrookeqTurner Mar 12
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  This is true about owning anything. Except selfie sticks...noone tells anyone they have one of those.
  
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1. Barry Allan Myers‏ @Scuzzbopper1969 Mar 12
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  After telling people about my hot tub I usually tell them about the hydro bill caused by heating the fucking thing.
  
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1. A Broken Will‏ @failinghumor Mar 12
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  This is real. My hot tub hasn’t worked in years but I still “own a hot tub”.
  
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1. Mary Smith‏ @marytsmith777 Mar 13
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  Yup I'm happy alright~
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1. Ron Steele‏ @RonSteele19 Mar 12
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  What if you are a vegan with a hot tub who’s into CrossFit?
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1. Jesse Hagberg‏ @JesseHagberg Mar 12
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  @JasonRSmith12 yeah but the other 25% is ahhhhhh, relaxation.
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1. Joseph osi‏ @Ojahy_ Mar 12
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  True talk
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1. The Vantuckyan‏ @TheVantuckyan Mar 12
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  Same is true for AR-15s...
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1. Louie Schutz‏ @Unclelouieart Mar 12
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  You, have never owned one.
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1. maseN‏ @nesaMDoom Mar 12
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  75% of my joy of knowing somebody with a hot tub is using it without having to buy one myself.
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1. MavenMykael‏ @mavenmykael Mar 12
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  Wow diz xo true mhen
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1. Deborah Frost‏ @HeadSurgeon Mar 12
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  99.9 is more statistcally correct.
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1. Nchanjobe‏ @caffiend62 Mar 12
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  Hmmm, I’d meet you at 65%, but that’s a hard line in the sand.
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1. Michael Strollo‏ @strollo5 Mar 12
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  The remaining 25% is the turbo jets
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1. Nitin‏ @TheRealNitin Mar 12
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  The other 25% comes from peeing in it
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