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1. Scruffle McDufflebag‏ @Omnistic Mar 8
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Just "being able to get off" is what I want this International Women's Day and I am sure most women desire the same thing.
  
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1. Dab‏ @AlliyahStall Mar 8
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  Haha
  
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1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Mar 8
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  I was going to go with being smart enough to not direct a boat with thousands of people on it into a massive iceberg. Both important qualities.
  
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1. witch wendy.‏ @itspurpl Mar 8
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  And getting the door all to ourselves?? :\
  
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1. Mary Smith‏ @marytsmith777 Mar 13
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  Hahaha at least we have that going for us:)
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1. Luke P.C‏ @Legit_LukePC19 Mar 8
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  Yea... hu hu
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1. Tom from Maryland‏ @Tom_from_MD_TWD Mar 8
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  Yeah, party on pic.twitter.com/xDKvqkuUxG
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1. yeshnick‏ @Nicoblake13 Mar 8
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  I'm a 30 year old child tho
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1. Scotty‏ @EmmScotty Mar 8
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  As long as you push the children out of the way first!
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1. Moral Myrtle‏ @nickystar911 Mar 8
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  Shit I bet that means we are last now, unless its today, today we get special treatment.. Well isn't that a bitch
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1. David Hutchison‏ @dhdt Mar 8
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1. DRL‏ @drlcartman Mar 8
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  pic.twitter.com/NMZHRV3WII
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1. MACHINA_BOY‏ @machina_boy Mar 8
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  I'd like to speak to the manager please. I'll wait.
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