Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Mike Pence just asked Mother if he can celebrate Women's Day, or if he should stay indoors and wait for this whole thing to blow over."

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1. QQQ 200‏ @Superboogieman Mar 8
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  Is this the Die part of Funny or Die?
  
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1. Thomas‏ @Thomas_Duncan Mar 8
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  I can't tell if this is a joke or a real headline.
  
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1. Tone‏ @antantaint Mar 8
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  Mother said you must go out for I don’t cook on national women’s day.
  
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1. shammah james‏ @shammahjames2 Mar 9
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  it dis a joke
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1. Oisin Twomey Brenner‏ @OisinTwoB Mar 8
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  I keep forgetting that's what he calls his wife #creepy
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1. David Long‏ @gawdmail Mar 8
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiKx8lOEktQ …
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1. Liddell‏ @billliddell Mar 8
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  Pretty sure he didn’t use theword “blow” without giggling.
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1. Doug Heberle‏ @Khal_Douggo Mar 8
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  I think celebrating Women's Day would be far too much of a temptation for him.
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